jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick
do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes
talking about my favorite character
who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]
doin a group project like
Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish
Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.
"You a turkey guy?"
He’s pure LIGHT. Pure light and charisma.The way he looks at the people he’s talking to, the way he answers a question whilst smiling and with that well-known glint in his eyes, it makes me fucking weak. It’s so confident and hot.
have you ever been so mad you went to bed